Twat in a hat

The tag used on photos taken on June 14th, where you put a hat on someone who you think is a twat, then take a picture of them, while telling them of the tradition.

*puts hat on George* "Twat in a hat!"

by blackichan May 28, 2013

hoot in a hat

An owl in a cute hat

That's as baller as a hoot in a hat!

by Benji2018 May 3, 2018

Don't wear fire as a hat

The term means don't be a hot head

don't wear fire as a hat

by Trikc17 March 13, 2019

shit in a hat

Something to say when shit hits the fan, more of a frustration sound at best. eg. derived from shit on a stick but having its own unique flavor.
Means, "Fuck," or "Dammit" just more colorful.
Also used as "shit in a motherfucking hat"

Man: Dude, someone just fucked your gal
Response: Shit in a hat!

by Ares133 March 26, 2007

old coot in a hat

what you call an old man driving slowly in front of you. If you take notice, usually they will have a hat on! They are usually in buicks or pick-up trucks. Also see gramps champs

"Urgh this old coot in a hat won't get out of my way and I can't pass him!"

by BenjamminL04 October 2, 2006

at the drop of a hat

at any moment

He would fart at the drop of a hat.

by The Return of Light Joker January 21, 2010

Ill wear you like a hat

i was at a concert and got a little too inebriated and shouted this at a guy when he looked at me. It basically means "I will whup your ass."

Dude if you mess with me I will wear you like a hat !

by Neo8633 April 28, 2011