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Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC

At sea a problem can accelerate into a crisis at a rate proportional to the conditions
An example of Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.

You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.

And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.
by Angus Beare December 15, 2008
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when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES
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oh oh oh time to accelerate

The quote you usually hear from friendly Lúcio when you expect him to heal you up.
- Genji: 199/200 "I need healing!"
- Lucio: "OH OH OH TIME TO ACCELERATE, SPEED BOOOOOOOOOOOOOST"
by EverLast1ng_ April 26, 2018
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Magnetic Acceleration Reactor

A Magnetic Acceleration Reactor (MAR) is a reactor that's invented by a Roblox group called Cosmic Science Inc; it generate power using magnetic forces and plasma from cells.
Breeze: Do you know how to replace cells in the Magnetic Acceleration Reactor?
Cat: No, but security have the footage.
Breeze: ok
by Mr Forc3 June 22, 2021
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Time accelerates

When Made in Heaven is in action and you are about to die.

Or rather it's just complicated stuff in math.
"Time accelerates", Enrico Pucci, 2011.
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California Acceleration Project

An Anti-Mathematics lobbying group which believes people of color are incapable of passing mathematics, and convinced the state legislature to ban mathematics at California community colleges by "accelerating" all students into Statistics.

Also known as CAP.
Wow, 100% of State Legislators voted to approve AB-705? Don't they know that the California Acceleration Project used doctored statistics from the RP Group to promote this super racist bill? It's going to set back a generation of students.
by Nicolas Bourbaki September 1, 2018
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acceleration

the rate of change of velocity per unit of time.
a car accelerating from rest experiences a change in velocity over a specific time interval, meaning it has a positive acceleration.
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