absorbanent

An improper spelling/pronunciation of "exorbitant", used by those who are not well-read to try to sound well-read.

The rent at my trailer park is downright absorbanent, golldernit!

by Isaac Z. Schlueter June 14, 2008

over emotional self absorbed cunt bag

The fucking jackass named Jacob Paddy.

When someone is in the hospital because they're fucking retarded they cut themself and they try to blame it on you, when all you've done is help.
"You my good hoe, are an over emotional self absorbed cunt bag. "

by fagglepufflover69 July 18, 2016

Absorbation

When a man edges for so long his penis becomes moisturised by all of the pre-cum absorbed into his skin as he strokes.

Man, absorbation makes your shaft soooooooooooo soft!

by Lil_Kitten August 14, 2021

Kinetic Energy Absorber

Noun:
1. Vagina
2. Vessel that aborbs or takes in energitic matter

Misc:
1. Often used to house deposits made in rape dollars.

I totally owe Anna for the fag she bummed me and her kinetic energy absorber is the perfect place for my rape dollar deposit.

by KillaSmooth September 8, 2006

absorbtion!

line used by this fat guy with a face in my school

1: Absorbtion! (pretends to absorb a milk carton using sleeve
2: (enters) I'll shank you for that milk.
1: Ewwwww! No homo!

by E Killer a.k.a. e killa April 15, 2005

Absorb

Used to Nullify all different variants of "ur mom gay" or "no u"

Bob absorbs it into his body, destroying the balance between heaven and hell, opening hell's gates and letting demons loose. Also takes a great toll on Bob's body. Making him paralyzed from his waist down, however, the "ur mom gay" is neutralized.

Bob: ur mom gay
James: no u
Bob: Absorb

by CypInDyp June 8, 2018

Absorssed

The act of being obsessed and absorbing at the same time

hey Jimler Phagget , Dyloon is Absorssed with Sprite

by Nibber Phaggit April 21, 2018