Assafinated

To be smitten by an Israeli.

He won me over with flowers, shawarma and laughter and his way with words. I'm simply assafinated.

by avivala July 3, 2009

Ass-assination

When a donkey dies.

Maury Povich: Oh no, my donkey died.

Oprah: Damn, man. Ass-assination is always tough.

by GenericSusan19 October 12, 2017

assination

to extensively abuse one with the bare ass of the assailant, therefore causing the victim to endure the true effect of incomprehensible disrespect

A mega assination took place when Nick's entire ass engulfed the whole face of the unsuspecting Matt.

by Andrew T. Word August 29, 2005

Assinate

To twerk on someone until death.

Alex: I'm voting for Trump, wanna know why?
Mel: Because he will get assinated as soon as he steps into office...

by parvnoide July 17, 2016

assisted asphyxiation

When your banging your girlfriend doggystyle in the bathroom and choke her with one hand and and stuff your other four fingers down her throat.

After lots of sex: "I really liked that assisted asphyxiation baby."

by abomb00 September 25, 2009

Assisted STI

One who helps a friend capture an STI

for example spitting in your mates eye or puking in his pint or jizzing in his kebab. (assisted sti)

by webby7 May 20, 2011

Assinate

When a person accidentally kills or murders another person by sitting on their face with their ass.

Paul and I are no longer together because during a kinky night of sexing, I accidentally Assinated him.

by Mr Howell December 21, 2014