Assstick

(n.) A biological or nutured anal predicament. Inflames when instigated by untimeliness, uncleanliness, dispropriety, etc. usually on the part of others rather than onesself. Derivation - from having a stick up one's ass.

Yo. Wassup with your asstick, I was only 15 minutes late. Or, chill out, dude, your assstick is showing. Or, my friend is such a pain in the ass. He's cool and all, but sometimes I wish I could just reach over and remove that assstick.

by hj4h June 24, 2005

assswamp

The puddle created on a porous surface while wearing sweaty clothes.

Bill - Hey Bob, why are you standing up? That chair is empty.
Bob - Larry just used that chair after his run. I'm not sitting in his assswamp.
Bill - Good call. Larry ruins everything.

by JonnyRocket October 17, 2013

AssShoe

The smell of blue cheese.

Damn Motherfucka, your breath smells like AssShoe. Did you eat blue cheese for breakfast?

by TypicalDoggo July 11, 2020

AssSmash

AssSmash is when your asshole is getting smashed by a penis or your vaginal cord is being sucked in by a male person

I’m getting AssSmashed right now

by Bfhdjdurhsja November 21, 2020

Assshacked

Identical twins who have been born conjoined by the buttox

Did u see the baby pic of Marlene's twins? They came out assshacked.

by Winthrop Rutherford March 17, 2021

asssophatineedalapdance

When a girls ass is so fat you need a lap dance from her.

Joe: dude! your girlfriends asssophatineedalapdance!!

by Snucker August 6, 2011

asssholw

Obviously it means, in lamer terms, "FUCK u" as show by the following conversation.

<Deity87> big sugar ur a complete asssholw
<@{Big_Sugar}> please define asssholw for me
<@{Big_Sugar}> i'm curious to know
<Deity87> FUCK u

by TSMason May 17, 2003