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Assault weapon

*A gun that primarily kills cops and small orphans.
*it has many evil features, such as: a pistol grip and barrel shroud that give it super accurate spray-fire from the hip.
*it has high bullet capacity clip that can spray-fire continually for over 30 seconds.
*its bullets can go through multiple layers of body armor, and does over 12 times the damage of hunting rifles.
*it can be easily concealed in clothing (do to its folding stock).
*it has a flash hider that makes the user invisible.
*and are available to anyone.
1 in 5 police are killed with Assault weapons.
by savage493 April 3, 2011
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Assault CoW

Assault Cow, the original, most elite type of human. Anyone going by this name should be honoured in his glory and suppurb supremeness.
Hey look, its Assault Cow. You Recon we could grab his autograph?
by James Plumb May 30, 2003
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Assault Weapon

Weapons in a variety of ways, including the all popular Assault Rifle. However other weapons exsist.
Usually used to describe weapons that auto-fire, a full automatic weapon.
Assault Rifle
Uzi
Ak-47
Metal Knuckles
Taser
Mace
Switchblade
Butterfly Knife
Condoms during rape(INEXSISTANT)
Dildos
One of those Fucking Machines yo find being sold an ebay by sum old bitch.
Ducks
Cat
Pillowcase
by W/e May 13, 2005
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assault rifle

A gun that is between a Sub-machine gun and below a light-machine gun. Usually capable of automatic fire, though not designed for support roles.
XM8,M16,AK-47,M1 GARAND, Sturmgewehr 44,
MY assault rifle is the M16.
by K'slAvA March 15, 2008
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assault rifle

An assault rifle is the weapon of choice for newbs. They tend to spray wildly with it instead of starting with a BR which requires skill and aim.
Wow! stupid newbs and their assault rifles
by Mr. Sin December 20, 2008
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assault on (your) biological system

anything that attacks your ability to engage in biological activity, including interference by technological innovations
1. The EKG was an assault on my biological system. I feel as disabled as if I had had a heart attack.

2. The huge wheel rolled down the hill and ran over the plowhand who was tilling the soil with a hoe. If you were the plowhand that would be an assault on (your) biological system.
by EvaLissens September 22, 2009
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Assault Rifle

A firearm using a lower power cartridge and having features to make it more deadly at closer range than a Main Battle Rifle using a full power cartridge. The assault rifle is shorter and lighter and has a pistol grip and uses large capacity magazines. It can be a military selective fire weapon or a civilian legal semiautomatic weapon.

The gun industry did use the term assault rifle for the semiautomatic version. Rebranded recently as Modern Sporting Rifle or other innocuous terms.
The school shooter used an assault rifle to kill two dozen students and staff despite the presence of an armed school resource officer on duty.
by Orioles fan June 7, 2019
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