asaparentsis

The disease of having Asian Parents; specifically, inflammation of the brain.

I needed something stronger than painkillers for my type 3 asaparentsis.

by Leon Polvik October 10, 2018

ASAP

Short for “Always Stop And Pray”—when you need to be as smart or sharp as possible in tackling urgent and important matters, by relying on the Holy Spirit (the Third Person in the Trinity) for wisdom and direction for your solution.

The moment I realize that ASAP needn’t always stand for “As Soon As Possible,” I quickly submitted this long-overdue definition for publication.

by Fasters May 14, 2022

ship ASAP

it means deliver as soon as possible ...probably

plesase "ship ASAP" this letter to COMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE 7-TH ARMY

by kesamirij January 9, 2012

ASAPish

Sooner than later; later than ASAP; But still requiring a bit of haste or hurry. But still later than nowish

Hey, Brandy, when is the best time to come pick you up for some lovin?

Like ASAPish!!!!!

by Ms. Blaze Inc. :) January 28, 2010

ASAP

As soon as possible

I'll do that ASAP.

I'll do that As Soon As Possible.

by Idacha October 15, 2015

PBR me ASAP

an exclamation said when one is running low on a beer and is in dire need of another. only said when drinking PBR. also used when needing a fill of a beer bong.

man 1: "dang, it looks like your pabst is gone"

man 2: "PBR me ASAP!"

by piggybanks January 18, 2011

asarp

As Soon As Reasonably Possible

A variation on ASAP (As Soon As Possible)

I really want to leave my job and start a new one asarp.

Please clean your room tonight or at least asarp.

by TracerXM February 18, 2014