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anticlimax

1. (Psychology) - Circumstance of unfulfilled expectation, resulting in disappointment.

2. (Physiology) - An inverted orgasm, where the penis backfires, blasting fizzing molten semen right back up the semeniferous tubules, through the Tubular Bells into the Shatner's Bassoon. Ignorance of anticlimax in Victorian times meant that male pregnancy was poorly understood, with auto-bonked self-pregnant males often suffering scepticism and discrimination.
1. "Had sex with Sarah Palin this morning - what an anticlimax..."

2. "Had sex with Sarah Palin this morning, causing my pork pilaster to recoil and backfire smash-bang up my Shatner's Bassoon - what an anticlimax!!!"
by Oxford-English-Dictionary April 27, 2014
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Anticipootion

The need to defecate when cocaine is present, or about to be consumed.
When Eric brought coke to the party last night, suddenly there were scores of people suffering from anticipootion.
by GrenadeWhistle February 22, 2011
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anticlimactic

It describes a situation which has a fancy climax but with a simple ending. For example, if an author spend a whole page writing how he/she struggled to catch the fish and say in the end, "then I let the fish go," them it is anticlimactic.
The ending of this movie was very anticlimactic.
by Little Mushroom March 1, 2016
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anticipashit

An unplanned bowel movement experienced shortly after contacting your narcotics dealer for cocaine.
"I just phoned Mike, and now I have to go for an anticipashit."
by lexcomplex May 29, 2009
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Anticonformity

Irony at its finest.
Average person: Dude, why are you wearing horn rimmed glasses that dont have lenses?
Hipster/Anticonformist: I am an anticonformist, and wearing horn rimmed glasses would be, like, totally conformist
Average person: But then...wouldnt you be strictly conforming to anticonformity? HAH, thats so self contradicting
Hipster/Anticonformist: NO! (insert absurd rationalization or denial here)
by liberal_egocentrism October 12, 2011
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Anticerbate

Anticipating the act of masturbating.
Pete saw a NSFW side boob pic of Jessica Alba, he immediately began to anticerbate.
by mini man2 October 18, 2012
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anticipation dump

When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.
"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"

Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions
by tripleski6 June 21, 2011
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