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Ancient dreams in a modern land

Person 1: have you heard marinas album ancient dreams in a modern land?

Person 2: of course I did, it’s amazing
by Ur_mummy April 18, 2022
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Ancient aliens

A show with a bunch of retarted crackheads saying that every small thing in human history was caused by aliens. Officially one of the stupidest things on television do not watch unless you want to lose brain cells.
As ancient astronaut theorists beleive ancient aliens came down and changed our dna so we will be smart. As ancient astronaut theorists belive ancient aliens made shakespere a time traveling super human.
by History channels stupid October 1, 2012
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Ancient Band of Holes Found in Peru

These strange holes, stretching for a mile over uneven mountain terrain, were here for so long that the local people have no idea who made them, or why. Funny thing is no one really saw the big picture until the area was seen from the air.
Archeologists have speculated they were dug to store grain in. Two problems with this, say the folks thinking out of the box: there were a lot easier ways to create storage containers than the hard work and decades it must have taken to chip out all of these, and it would have made more sense, if these were to store grain, to build several huge chambers.
Some sections have holes in rigid and perfect precision; some run in rows that curve up in arches, some staggered lines. They vary in depth to about 6-7 feet deep yet some are merely shallow indents as if not completed - though surrounded by those that are.
To date, no one has a clue why they're here, who made them or what they were.
Few miles east from the band, satellite photo shows structures that look like a remnants of an ancient settlement (these formations do not look natural and there is nothing similar in the entire area): 13 42'36.80" S, 75 51'4.07" W
Ancient Band of Holes Found in Peru

Thousands of man-sized holes are carved into the barren rock near Pisco Valley, Peru on a plain called Cajamarquilla.

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Ancient pkers

Ancient pkers is one of the best pking clans in runescape, they owned the wild, and now they own bh.
by No way out March 4, 2008
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ancient mariner

So you’re doing this chick from behind. When you’re about to come, pull out and jizz all over her back. Then, when she turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, throw a bowl of clam chowder in her face.
Kevin gave Jill an Ancient Mariner she'd never forget.
by Zabs September 5, 2006
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ancient chinese curse

an extremely tiny penis ; a disease that only effects your tiny penis
you are now diagnosed with the ancient chinese curse
by TGE May 11, 2004
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ancient vagina

An artifact found back in 1983 by the world famous anthropologist Demitrio Cruz in Swamps of South Florida.
The device was made from harden clay. It is beleived to be the first know "Pocket Pussy" Scientist beleive that the ancient people that this device belonged to would fill it with soft clay and or mud type substance in order to give it that real deal feel.
Some scholars think that the device was used on long grueling trecks for food when the Mammoth's were scarce and hunting for food could take days at a time. They didn't want to risk spraining there spear throwing wrists.
I gonna go hunt me some Mammoth and FUCK the shit out of that Ancient Vagina
by Karma Police August 21, 2005
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