algebra

Algebra (n.): from the Arabic Al-Gibbera meaning "the Gibberish";

the word has become corrupted to algebra and most students never know, though they may suspect, that they really are studying Gibberish.

Student A: Did you see that little sentence in our social studies book about the Middle Eastern philosopher who named algebra?

Student B: I don't take social studies....I'm trying to find X...

by blonde_geek January 6, 2010

algebra

something you don't get

"your algebra cause i don't get you"

by you will know hehe July 20, 2019

Algebra

A subject that teaches us how to know what we don’t know, by using letters and symbols to represent things that we don’t know in order to find their values based on things we do know, and some mathematical principles or rules.

Algebra is the language scientists speak in engineering, physics, and artificial intelligence.

by MathPlus May 19, 2021

Algebra

A school subject taught by oft-dull teachers who use boring textbooks, and dreaded by millions of kids and their loved ones, which would otherwise have provided students a good training ground in learning how to face the unknowns, especially if they refused to trade their time for money later in life.

Algebra is too important to be left in the hands of school teachers and publishers—students need to take charge of their algebraic life unless they don’t mind becoming lifelong employees slaving for others.

by Fasters July 28, 2023

algebra

some stupid class you have to take that doesn't make any sense at all

teacher: "alright class algebra time"
student "surprise mothafucka *shoots*"

by thejakester May 16, 2015

algebra

Someusless BS a MRP ( Mentaly retarded person )made back a long time ago we can asume he had no life, no freinds and was a gay SOB. Most times u try to find x and y and end up going from some thing like x=9/3*6+6^78+-6+6x^2+7y^45 and get something like 2. Obvisly this is just something teachers use if they them selfs r MR ( mentaly retarded )
But school's acct as if its importent to hide the fact that theres just a bunch of retards.

~teacher~ Ok kids today were doing algebra

~kids~ U NAZI

by billyjobob July 30, 2008

Algebra

The biggest load of bullshit ever created via a Greek nerds ass

Relates to Geometry

It's purpose is to make High school students feel like stupid and utter failures whilst ruining their GPAs

P1: Dammit I failed that Algebra test now my mom is going to Ground me

P2: Damn that sucks

P1: Why the fuck do we even need to know this shit?

P2: Idk....

by snakpak195 February 14, 2012