Albino Porn

Very rare type or porn, some say it doesn't exist, and I say that is untrue.

Jim: Hey Bob, wanna watch some albino porn?
Bob: That shit doesn't exist, it's a myth!
Jim: That's untrue!

by GunterThePenguin March 13, 2019

Albino Gravy Pump

A vigorous hand job with two fisted pumping action delivering a climactic release of Albino Gravy aka jizz.

Jessie gave me the old albino gravy pump last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017

albino starfish

A freshly bleached anus.

She went to the boutique for an albino starfish.

by freddythegeek September 9, 2010

albino thunder

one who indeed carries the potential to become the true vanilla thrilla. an individual lacking of skin pigment who juggles hustlin' and ballin' at the same time.

damn son hes keepin' it gangsta like albino thunder.

by stever November 26, 2004

albino beaver

An older woman whose pubic region is lacking the ability to produce a plethora of colored hairs.

When frank went down on mary, his face was confronted with an angry albino beaver

by RumpleForesk1n November 15, 2014

albino rabbit

when a guy has a threesome with two girls at the same time without them knowing

"do you remember when james had that albino rabbit with grace and mikaela"

by pamela susan September 27, 2011

Albino Gorilla

Ron Perlman.

Ronald N. "Ron" Perlman (born April 13, 1950) is an American television, film and voice over actor. He is known for having played Vincent in the TV series Beauty and the Beast, a Deathstroke figure known as Slade in the animated series Teen Titans, Clarence "Clay" Morrow in Sons of Anarchy, the comic book character Hellboy in both the eponymous film and the sequel, and as the narrator of the post-apocalyptic game series, Fallout. He is currently the narrator of the television series 1000 Ways to Die on Spike.

"Hey, you watch Sons of Anarchy from this week?"

"Of course man! Gotta watch me some of that Albino Gorilla!"

"Ron Perlman?"

"Who else."

by Bondtar November 9, 2011