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angstheist

Someone who becomes an atheist because something bad happened in their lives, so they immediately think that a higher power couldn't have possibly been so mean/ heartless/ evil, so they don't exist.
Frank: Oh noes! I lost my little toe in a thrasher! There's no way that someone up there could've been so cruel, so there must not be anything there!

Bob: Stop being such an Angstheist!
by Griffler September 11, 2006
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Angstheist

Someone who is an angsty atheist. Generally belittles religious people as being superstitious sheep and believes themself, and their god of science, intellectualism, randomness, and meaninglessness to be superior to the illogical superstitions of the confused masses of ignorant religious people.
Hey all you HoT Topic shopping, wrist cutting, Slipknot listening Angstheist.
by Adino August 1, 2005
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angstcrap

1) a member of the opposite sex in whom you are romantically interested in, but they only cause you tears, trouble, and sleepless nights.

2) gratuitous amounts of angst in any situation, usually to the point of being laughably rediculous.
Oh, he's nothing but an Angstcrap; I don't know why I put up with him.
Sissy doesn't want me watching the second season of Princess Tutu 'cause she says it's full of angstcrap.
by Pnuttigris July 2, 2008
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angster

A term of endearment for one who is simultaneously defined as either 'emo' or 'goth' and a 'gangsta'. A rare, but potent combination.
'Yo, Emil, stop bein' such a fuckin' angster, yo!'
by Professor Velly August 29, 2004
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Angst

A feeling of despair, anxiety, and depression. It is usually applied to a deep and essentially philosophical anxiety about the world in general or personal freedom.
The term "angst" is now widely used with a negative and derisive connotation that mocks the expression of a common adolescent experience of malaise; in this sense it has become one of the most debased words in the current vocabulary.
by OneBadAsp November 5, 2006
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Angst Pony

A pony or other equestrian mammal that one rides when one is in a state of angst, concern, distress or general teenage hormonal difficulty.

When an angst pony is brought out in a discussion or "bitch-fest", it soon becomes an angst rodeo as others bring out their own angst ponies"
Camille: "I need to release my angst pony out into the sunset"

Nora: "Gee, Camille's angst pony is raging tonight!"
by Danielle and Company August 6, 2010
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Angsting

(verb) the act of banging your head repeatedly against the nearest wall and saying "angst" over and over in a monotone voice.
Rick was not surprised to find Page angsting, he knew she had just lost a contest to get free passes to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
by 42IsTheMeaningOfLife March 6, 2010
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