Adolescent Love

While it seems serious and genuine to the two 12-14 year old lovers, adolescent love is simply a term used for "Young Love"- aka, making out and/or spooning in hallways before breaking up in about 3-4 weeks

Paul: Dude, me and Lexi are definetally gonna be together forever! We are soo in love

Noah: Sounds like a hopeless case of adolescent love

Paul: And YOU'RE still a virgin!

Noah: You're not?

Paul:....................stfu

by TheUrbanGuru June 5, 2010

Adoraspise

Loving and Hating something/someone at the same time.

I adoraspise you very much, boo-boo-kitty-FUCK!

by jagbombs420 April 18, 2012

Post-Adolescent Idealistic Phase

The time after the pointless teen years in which a young person develops what are called "standards" and "morals." It is a time in which eyes are opened and "The Truth" suddenly becomes clear.

Usually beginning when one enters college, said young person reads deep literature, searches for the meaning of life, and listens to college radio, all the while secretly becoming even more confused than when he/she was an lame 16 year old.

The Post-Adolescent Idealistic Phase usually entails naive 18-20something year olds upholding hopeful, yet unrealistic morals. Often, utopian dreams can be confused for "The Truth."

After the phase has ended, the young person must beware becoming highly hypocritical and/or jaded once life has slapped them around a bit.

"Is Josh giving you shit because he going through his post-adolescent idealistic phase?"
Dionne on Josh, "Clueless"

by Get the quote right dammit October 14, 2008

Adolfsexual

Someone who identifies as a cow and also masturbates on posters of German soldiers, specifically Adolf Hitler

Adolfsexuals are so brave

by Dirty Mario Judha March 28, 2021

Dose of adolescence

The dopest, sickest, illest, most raw punk rock band on planet earth, besides eken is dead... Dose is number 2 on the list for surez tho...

Dude!!!! Did u see that super sick ass band dose of adolescence play yesterday? I bought up all there CDs and merchandise cuz there sick! I am definitely obsessed with this band! I get a hard on when I see Timmy and jimmy singing live, just wish they would perform naked once in a while!

by Dose feen March 5, 2012

adolescentilism

Cross-dressing or role playing as the role of an adolescent. A paraphilia.

Creepy old men sometimes like to indulge in adolescentilism with their partners if they don't want to risk the legal ramifications of chasing a teenager for real.

by Beatle_Babe October 23, 2008

mid-adolescence crisis

Mid-adolescence crisis (noun) : A sudden urge around the age of 15 to relive your childhood. Mild cases consist of desiring to watch all classic movies from your childhood, while moderate cases include TV shows and rereading classic books. Severe cases include large purchases of classic stuffed animals, t-shirts, and various other memorabilia. Other symptoms include constantly moaning "The stuff you watch is crap!"
to younger generations, scolding children when they don't recognize a certain TV show, or quoting along to above mentioned movies/TV shows.

Josh: I just really want to watch all the classic Disney movies!
Alexandria: I bought a whole bunch of Winnie the Pooh merch!
Tanya: I watched all the classic 90s Nickelodeon cartoons last night!
Darren: You are all clearly experiencing a group mid-adolescence crisis.

by ramonaflowers7 September 27, 2011