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ham on a bacon

derived from the phrase "halves (1/2's) on a bag" which is used to describe the action of more than one individual purchasing a parcel of pharmaceuticals, usually evenly distributing money for said purchase.

in other words, goin half on a dub.
"hey home slice, wanna go ham on a bacon tonight? I've got 10 bucks."

other similar phrases might include:
"ham on a bagel"
"ham on a biscuit"
by LEDGEandDAIRY February 4, 2010
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ham on a burger

The burger served at "El Galáctico", a restaurant located at the Southern Bus Terminal in San Marcos, San Salvador. Price: $2.50. Literally a normal burger, but with ham on it
Nigga said ham on a burger
by treecoffee August 28, 2023
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ham in a gash

a disturbing vagina with a visual similarity to a slice of ham folded and stuck into a deep cut.
"She's cool and all, but she's got ham in a gash."
by Dhik Hedd February 24, 2021
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ham on a stick

A self-fisting kit.

Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.
Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.
by McFist April 20, 2005
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Whiffing a Peppys pressed ham

Just got caught whiffing a peppys pressed ham.
by Shneebles April 20, 2018
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Ham in a basket

A salty vagina in a pair of old worn out booty shorts. One may find Ham in a Basket at their local Wal-Mart.
Damn, did you see that Ham in a Basket?

I can smell that Ham in a Basket from a mile away.
by FunnyAshley June 3, 2016
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don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
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