fig

1. boredom
2. badluck
3. annoying

1. you're sitting at home with nothing to do. "fuck i've got fig"

2. you're driving home and you get every red light. "fuck i've got fig."

3. a friend won't leave you alone. " "alastair, you're giving me fig."

by marco November 15, 2003

figged

alternative for FU****d

Man you hit him now you're Figged.

by Ryan February 12, 2004

Fig

An awesome person who everyone loves and who loves everyone. The life of the party, someone who lights up the room when they enter

Oh man Stephanie is here? Sweet! What a fig, it's not a party without her!

by Mizami March 4, 2018

fig

A variation on 'fag', and a popular way to insult one of your male companions who is acting effeminate.

You look like a fig in that t-shirt.

by Master Fig April 12, 2009

FIG

Frigid Indian Girl

"man, you two have been a couple for three years, you must have bumped uglies a few times!"
"naah bro she's a total fig, she just wants to talk"
"damn"

by Nofig April 18, 2010

fig

"fake nig"
If a super white girl fake tans making her look like a black girl, then she's a fig.

Ew look at her tan. She's such a fig.

by yeahgirl February 28, 2010

FIG

Famous Imaginary Girlfriend. A person of note or celebrity, easily identifiable by others, whom you claim to fancy. An indication of taste and type.

The male version is FIB, Famous Imaginary Boyfriend.

My FIG, Jessica Alba, looked great at the Oscars this year.

by Paris Morgan March 25, 2008