The swiffer is a sex technique where you put a dead squirrle , or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrate a girl . Then she is not dusty from inside anymore.
by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

When you ejaculate in a girl’s mouth and then quickly flip her upside-down so the juice runs out of her nostrils onto the floor, followed by a prompt mopping of the floor with the hair on her head.
“I think I found the one… finally, a girl whose core is strong enough to stay rigid during a Cornhill Swiffer Jet.”
by bflem August 16, 2025

Guest: why does your house smell like curried trout?
Kid: oh that's just from my mom mopping the floors, she uses the Indian Swiffer method.
Kid: oh that's just from my mom mopping the floors, she uses the Indian Swiffer method.
by Vice420 September 12, 2024

A household tool used to push dirty into a pile followed by the use of a broom and dust pan to finish the chore.
by UDefinitions March 4, 2021

Person 1- Man, Shane just dry snitched on me for cheating.
Person 2- Na, he straight up Swiffer Snitchin on yo ass.
Person 2- Na, he straight up Swiffer Snitchin on yo ass.
by Trap Crap CEO November 1, 2018

Swiffer is a sex technique were you put a dead squirrle, or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrait a girl so you swiff the dust out of her pussy.
by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020
