November 8th

National kick Jacob in the balls day

"Jacob I am going to kick your Frank and beans"
"Please have mercy my testicles are in agony"
"Its november 8th sorry"

by Bananarama23 November 8, 2019

November 8th

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day.

me: Can i have ur hoodie
boyfriend: why??
me: it november 8th daaaa

by reese is hot November 8, 2019

8th of November

The 8th of November is one of the many days for straight people. There are many other National Straight Peoples Day. On the 8th of November, say hi to a straight friend.

Friend: It’s the 8th of November! My birthday
Other friend: Oh so you must be straight!

by Rhianna Davis December 22, 2019

November 8th

National tickle your freinds balls day, a fun way to make time pass

Its November 8th, let me tickle them

by Gayfuck69 October 30, 2023

November 8th

National post your favorite picture of your girlfriend day

Girlfriend: Bro you never post me, why today?

Boyfriend: Because it’s November 8th: national post your girlfriend day

by anonymous November 6, 2023

November 8th

International ass day

Spread them cheeks

John doe: yo dude, it's November 8th!
Joe Dude: shit you're right! *Turns around and spreads his cheeks*

by Jinx lol November 7, 2023

November 8th

National make-out with your partner day. Take a big chunk out of your day and make-out with your partner.

Person A: Hey come make out with me!
Person B: But I'm working!
Person A: But it's November 8th!
Person B: Oh shit! Ok!

by Iwanttomakeout November 7, 2023