555-5555 

The universal phone number used in examples, so as to imply that it is not a real number. It is almost entirely understood that the number is not to be called, as it is "not a real phone number" If it is a real number, I feel bad for the guy who has it.

"hey dude text me at 555-5555"

555-5555 by yay balloons! December 13, 2009

555'ed 

555'ed - to be 555'ed - to be given a false telephone number by an attractive member of the opposite sex.

telephone numbers beginning in 555 are used exclusively in movies and are not real numbers.

A 555 number is usually given to avoid embarassment on the part of the person asked, but it is also a dismissive gesture that can be embarassing when the person who asked for the number finds out what has happened; however, since the 555 number has its origins in film, recipients of the number may feel they have been turned down in a "glamorous" way, which softens the blow.

Hey can I have your number?

...Sure! Here it is. Bye!

Aw, dude, she 555'ed you!

What?

Look at the number - 555 - 0001. You got 555'ed - it's fake!
Man that really sucks, she was awfully cute.

No, she was hot, way out of your league, but now you have a funny story!

Yeah...I guess.

555'ed by mattslion123 January 20, 2011

555 link

a link pointing to page that is 404 (not found) or a page which is not what it is supposed to be.

i was warezing the other day and every link i clicked was 555; no software, all pr0n and penis enlargments.

wikileaks posted a link to some damning scandal pictures but by the time i read the page all the links were 555.

rick rolling

this example has to include 555 link (even though 'link' is implicit). : )

555 link by turbandic October 29, 2011

555 Party 

A type of rave party, usually full of stoners and meth addicts.

Hey man! Wanna go to the 555 party down in capitol hill ?!

555 Party by Andrew Stewart III November 28, 2006

555-333 

Broj na kome se prijavljuju narko dileri, prostituke, satanisti itd.

*Zoveš 555-333*

-E ovde neki dileri droge
*Izlaze tvoji sinovi i tvoja braća, porodica Tešanović izlazi*
Šta je bilo?! *bam bam bam* Nalupaju ih, strbaju, nema sad ono sudski procesi 5 godina, dođi ovamo bato odma izlaziš pred sudiju..
Ko je najstariji u porodici Tešanović - Teša Tešanović je najstariji...
Odma izlaziš pred sudiju..

Šta je bilo?! -Prodavao drogu. -Prodavao drogu?! -Bato jel znaš ti koja je kazna za prodaju droge?!
Optuzeni: Pa nja vnj
Smrtna kazna...kraj priče. Imaš nešto da kažeš u odbranu? 'Ćeš da dovedeš advokata? Evo nek dođe advokat nek te brani. Da vidimo šta imaš da kažeš advokatu...
Advokat: Pa znaš on je bio neuračunljiv... -Bio neuračunljiv?! Pa što je dopustio sebi da bude neuračunljiv?! Ko je za to kriv?! Jel sam ja kriv?! -Pa žena ga isikirala, znaš...

-Pffff nemoj da pričaš gluposti da te izbacim iz sudnice bre! E sad advokat može da priča gluposti! Alo bre pazi kako se ponašaš bre! 'Ćeš i tebe da ćemo da sankcionišemo, to što si advokat ne znači da imaš imunitet bre! Imaš nešto da kažeš u odbranu?! Nemaš?! Briši! Ideš pod mač bato, pod mač! Vodite ga ono tamo *bam* nećemo da trošimo metak na njega, imate vi druge metode, imate u Bibliji kamenovanje. Dovedete petoricu-desetoricu jakih...kamen *bam bam bam* iz ruku. Kraj priče, da vidimo ko će na Dorćolu da dila drogu! *pljas pljas pljas* ovako! Zaviršite promisao!

555-333 by babaroga April 2, 2017

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555-014

A random number you give in case of "I'll call you"

Here's my number 555-014. "I'll get back to you".

Never, duh

555-014 by IslaT November 19, 2025