50 cent 

Retarded rapper, too lazy to open his mouth when he "raps", all "songs" sound the same, tracks that don't sound the same have samples copied from some other rapper, every teenager from st albans buys his albums and i'm still trying to discover why, seeing as he is a talentless piece of crap. He also got shot 9 times. Shows how much people like him.

a--argh! i got such a headache

b--don't worry that's just 50 cent

a--but i like 50 cent.

b--you do not like and will never like 50 shit.

50 cent by alex December 28, 2005

50 Cent 

An artist whose worth is significantly less than that of his name. Also: A man shot one time too few.

See sell-out, untalented, wanna-be

Frank: I just bought 50 cent's new record, and I am so friggin gansta yo. i gonna up this to my g-hetto ipod after hoppin in my new blingin Beamer my mom bought me.

50 Cent by spoon bender January 12, 2006

50 cent 

50 cent is a little bitch that is famous because some gangsta nigga tried to kill him. He has beefs wit the game, Ja rule, JaDAKISS. Fat Joe. This lil bitch is mad because nobody wanna work with him him except his G-unot crew. his songs are all the same just listen to magic stick and candy shop.

50 cent was talkin about himself when he dropped wanksta.

If 50 continues to diss Jada he gon get shot and eve'rbody gon be happy!!!

50 cent by Laurent Hamelin October 6, 2005

50 cent 

A rapper who should have been shot more than 9 times, and more times in the head so he does not have to try and kill us with his "attempting-to-be-erotic" lyrics in his retarded, braindead voice

(on tv) 50 Cent: come to the cnady shop, ill let you lick the lollypop...
small toddler:mommy, mommy, i wanna lick the lollypop!

50 cent by timmytimbob April 30, 2006

50 cent 

Definition of a Snitch
Also known as "Boo Booh" ; "Chicken Little" ; "Half A Dollar" ; "That Snitch Down The Block" ; "Curtis Jackson" ; "Curty Curty" ; "Miss Jackson" ; "Dora The Expolora" ; "Informant"

"Yo man he snitched on you?"
"Yah man he's just like 50 Snitch, I mean 50 Cent"

50 cent by englishmaster25 April 15, 2006

50 Cent 

He's not the best rapper, but he's a fuckin businessman and u cant deny that hes got his name on clothes, shoes, a book, a movie, a video game, watches by jacob, even fucking water.

Only 50 cent can:
A: Get shot 9 times and not shoot back
B: Claim to be the "King of New York" but lives in Conneticuit

50 Cent by Ranger Rimjob April 10, 2006

50 cent 

50 cent, a terrible rapper with little creativity or most likely none. Seems to be very uneducated and not sophisticated at all, his lyrics reflect his lame image of being "gangsta."

Tries to act gangster because he is really insecure, he constantly has to prove to society that he is a gangsta poser and bling it all up. He raps about sex, drugs and voilence in a childish way to compensate his insecurities. So most likely in his youth he was bullied and now that he has some record deal, he constantly re-affirms himself as a corporate semi intelligent rapper.

Shot 9 times, quite a lot, maybe people thought that he really sucked before and he still does.

"Hey, lets go to a 49 cent concert."

"50 cent, what would Al Capone say about you?"

"He got shot nine time, crap, why did they miss?"

"50 cent has some major social and emotional issues, why can't he just be quiet and see a psychologist, to stop his crappy music.

50 cent by necrox July 29, 2008