Hot Pocket

A short, attractive gay man - so small, he looks as though he can fit into your pocket.

I just love to pick up hot pockets at the gay bar.

by fluffyqueer December 28, 2005

Hot Pocket

n. A term given to attractive women who commits to attend friendly engagements but fails to follow through.

Thus the phrase, "hot and flakey" (A homonym phrase to that of an actual hot pocket).

Eric: Hey pretty lady. What time do you want me to pick you up?
Helen: Oh, about that...Something came up, I don't think I can go today.
Eric: You're such a hot pocket!

by atypicaleric December 14, 2010

Hot Pocket

A swollen, diseased, festering vagina.

Man, she has one nasty Hot Pocket; it's ready to shoot puss everywhere.

by Fat Washington November 10, 2003

Hot Pocket

n.) When one farts in a paper grocery bag, creeps up behind someone, and quickly puts the bag over their head. Running away immediately is recommended.

"My colleague crop-dusted my workstation, so I paid him back with a hot pocket."

by n8ballz August 7, 2009

Hot Pocket

a blow job, female to male oral sex, fellatio done under duress or with an element of danger such as in a movie theater or other such public place.

Hey girl, can I get a Hot Pocket?

by givafuk May 31, 2010

Hot Pocket

A woman's vagina.

Why don't you bend over so I can see your Hot Pocket?

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

Hot Pocket

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"

Im gonna shove my brass in your ass and make a Hot POcket!!!!!!!

by CoCo fo Sho August 20, 2009