SPS

Small Penis Syndrome. I actually thought of this myself at 2 a.m. in the morning and I am very proud. Perhaps others have thouht it up before but I will be taking all credit.

Patrick got rejected by this girl and now claims he has a broken heart

Hm. Must have SPS.

by SPSmaster January 13, 2019

SPS

Syllables Per Second. Mostly used when calculating speeds of rappers.

Person 1: Bro, how fast is Eminem like what is his top speed
Person 2: 13 SPS on Speedom

by TheOneAndOnlyDTS June 16, 2018

SP

Stomach Pump. SP

1. SP is short for Stomach Pump. Its performed in poisoning situations, and/or to remove blood from the stomath.

1. I had a SP after I took that tunug medicine.
2. Did they use charcoal?
3. Yes.
4. The mattress boy saw them put the tube down, and heard me screaming before he told me to get on the mattress.
5. Did they use a machine, or just gravity to pump your stomach?
6. They used gravity, and a machine.

by 1992peter February 14, 2010

SPS

Small penis syndrome. When you compensate for your small penis by becoming a complete dick yourself.

"Don't mind Donald. He suffers from SPS !".

by whynoname September 5, 2018

sp

Sp comes from:"Stupid People".

John is a sp.
All the sp won't know this.

by cld_w December 12, 2009

SP

Originally an acronym for "Smoke Pot," SP has evolved to be used for a plethora of situations relating to cannabis. Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective!

"Hey wanna SP?"
"Hey man, did you bring any SP?"
"Dude, I SP'ed so much last night"

by DubClub04 August 22, 2008

SP

n. Suspicious package. This is something that the citizens of Israel are all too familiar with. Unfortunately, it has also recently been added to the vernacular of the Americans and British. May G-d smite the terrorist heathen once and for all!

If you see an SP, immediately notify a police officer in close proximity.

by The Raging Bull August 23, 2005