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Optical Solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem in order to make the solver(s) look better, but doesn't actually solve a problem.
The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This is an optical solution because they lowered the lowered the standards to pass, now the school looks better).
Our planes always land on time. (This is an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight, so the airline looks better).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first, so they look like they are giving people a deal).
The school now has great test scores. (This is an optical solution because they make the exam optional, and the high scoring kids take it. Now the school looks good).
by eduwarrior January 24, 2023
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Choral soldier

In middle/high school, someone who is loyal to choir and obsessed with it. They fight band kids orchestra kids and theater kids.
Oh my God Jessica beat up an orch dork the other day I think she might be a choral soldier
by Purpstar615 January 27, 2023
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mercury.soloz

MERCURY DOES NOT SOLO I DONT KNOW WHY THE DO THAT.
"hey have you seen mercury.soloz's story?" "no.., whos mercury.soloz?" *sigh.
by ajhaebaefr February 16, 2023
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lost sole

Lost sole or lost soles...is the "black sheep" of a secret society called "Flounders" ( kinda like the "not so secret" society of Masons) ;).....
"Lost sole" ex: Look Flounders, it's your aunt peg...the poor lost sole! Where's cousin dori ?...I wonder if she got lost or forgot who she is again!?
by Duh... Huh...what? March 6, 2023
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cipex.solutions

cipex.solutions counterblox script best everything trust very good roblox hack esp ragebot stormy
its the best! cipex.solutions
by hjbiokpl[ March 10, 2023
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The SOLE Survivor

by gmhill March 10, 2023
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Red Solo Cup Party

When you walk into a local school function, and you can't help but notice that the cups used to drink alcohol are red solo cups.
Terry walked into his New Year's Eve party, only to realize that it was a red solo cup party.
Terry got brain in five minutes.
by RoflSalts88 March 20, 2023
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