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Tissue breakup

When a friendship or romantic relationship disintegrates faster than a tissue held under running water, metaphorically speaking. Often results in using actual tissues.
Steve had just broken up with his girlfriend. It was a tissue breakup, because they'd just been hanging out the previous day.
by Brickdictionary118 February 26, 2013
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skipping breakfast

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours
My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.
by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014
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tie breaker

When a woman has two kids, one boy one girl, she feels the need that the gene pool needs to be lopsided.
Hey Babe, do you think we should have a tie breaker? No! Damn kids are expensive.
by kirby34puckett January 30, 2014
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special breakfast

Special Breakfast is a cuddle puddle consisting of two or more horizontal persons and at least one kitten. The kitten should be positioned on the top of the lounging bodies. Special Breakfast is a waking activity and as such should only be enjoyed after an extended period of rest. If a cuddle puddle in fact leads to sexy time the kitten(s) should be removed from the puddle and made to saunter a distance of 10 paces before sexy time can commence. The kitten will likely stare at the rithing naked bodies in disgust.
special breakfast booty sexy special breakfast
by Y2Kazam December 14, 2013
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treaty breaker

When an indigenous female says no anal sex... but you go for it anyways.
Last night I was with jessica. She say'd "not until we're married". So i hit her with the treaty breaker.
by pseudo salomy April 2, 2014
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cuban breakfast

Didn't get home till 6am, had to be at work at 7, so a Cuban breakfast was definitely needed.
by Tecolote32 April 25, 2014
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night breakfast

Making breakfast the night before the morning when you eat it.
Bro 1: What are you eating?
Bro 2: Night Breakfast?
Bro 1: What?
Bro 2: ... I made it last night..
by Cardinalsfan1988 August 28, 2015
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