WD-40 Hands

A game I made up involving taping 2 containers of WD-40 to your hands, as well as your friends', and seeing who can empty their cans the fastest. Bonus points if it's used on nothing at all and wasted.

Wanna go play WD-40 Hands?
Sure, lemme run to Home Depot real quick.

by consumegoyslop October 21, 2022

Hangover Hand

When someone leaves their digital hand raised after they have spoken on a video conferencing call.

“Tina, is that a hangover hand or do you still have a question?”

by E.Lo December 8, 2021

hand turkey

The work of an artist named Savannah Riddell. Hand Turkeys can be made at any time of the year.

I love hand turkeys

by exposer456 December 14, 2021

Second-hand therapy

When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.

I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.

by Stipebengalka December 15, 2021

Kayleigh hand

een kut kind

kayleigh hand is een trut en een kut kind.

by Kayleigh hand December 17, 2021

Jizz Hands

What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football

#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.

by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021

Red hands

When you have knives held between the index and middle fingers on both hands with the blades held just so the flat part of the hands on the palm lines up with the blades held in between the index and middle fingers and with the blades held flat against the palm and with the point of contact for extrajudicial instrumentation extending up from in-between the two fingers to make almost a fist bump type carry for a duel held combat grip. Don't slip and cut yourself.

I'm going to get Red hands when I go to the bank, they won't know what took their money.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021