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Three Holer 

A Woman who utalises all three Orifaces provided by nature during the act of Sexual Congress.
The ultimate is to start at the bottom (pun) and complete the mission at the top. Alternativly Vis-Versa.
She was a genuine "Three Holer" and I was able to discharge in every one.
"Orifaces" can be Mouth, Vagina, Rectum. Does not usually include Ears.
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Three Holer by PEP1 April 24, 2009
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Poking holes 

When someone talks during a movie / play, ruining the suspended belief of everyone near the person.

Kind of like poking through the delicate imagery of one's imagination to remind them that "that's so fake dude".
John couldn't shut his mouth for the entire movie, he kept poking holes every time someone got shot.

John: "Wow the blood is so fake"
Poking holes by saketehcruel December 18, 2012

No Holes Barred 

When a girl likes to get fucked in all her holes in one session.
She got boned in all holes last night.
No Holes Barred by <insert> October 2, 2004

holey trinity 

When a woman is penetrated by 3 guys at the same time, (not to be confused with Holy Trinity).
Sharon Peters (fake name) has guys pay her for the holey trinity. Her ugly sister, Lisa Peters (fake name) has to pay the guys.
holey trinity by Tuna Bitch January 20, 2009

Holehausen 

There's a car in your living room? What a holehausen!
Holehausen by Anonymoustache December 5, 2004

five holes in the fence

A crackhead theory swifties came up with that they used to convince the internet that something was going to happen on March 1st 2019. It is used in the fandom to express their stupidity. Taylor Swift also called it “the best theory” because it’s the one swifties laugh about the most
Swifties: OMG THERE’S A NEW COUNTDOWN THAT’S GONNA END ON MARCH 1ST
Taylor: lol you wish
Swifties: BUT THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN THE FENCE!!!

Holey Harrison 

n. The curious art in which one soaks a girl (preferably dead) in a bath tub for 7 days and then proceeds to insert their own holes. In addition they have intercourse with said holes. This action is named after Harrison Ford who was considered an extreme sexual deviant.
Your sister was not happy when i tryed to give her a holey harrison. She was a struggler.