God

The person who made us.

Sam: Hey nikki, whos god
Nikki: Our father

by Ugh you suck dude June 16, 2022

Tit god

1. Girl in bathtub

2. Difisesh god
3. Muslim dad

Look it’s a tit god

by St. Mt. Ms. Mr. dr. Formative June 17, 2022

Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.

Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish

by Blonde god June 17, 2022

A test from god

When you shit so hard it leaves you exhausted

" i just got a test from god ... I guess i passed"

by BuBaHasShat June 17, 2022

god doug it

Captain chug it always fuckin them bitches stealing them riches burnin through witches, a stylish G named by the people loved by all never shall he fall into anything but good pussy!

Nice meth pipe god doug it and I dig it too!

by The Pit Monster June 18, 2022

scrap god

hunk of metal

darwin: "woah you are scrap god"
noémie: "woah thank you" *dies*

by dinge2422\ June 21, 2022

GOD

GOD is just some kids imaginary friend that got WAY out of control because too many people made friends with them

God is the friend everyone talks about, even tho nobody sees or hears from.........
Ever.

by NoFilterBitch June 24, 2022