(While working in the garage )Mike says to Dave “you should wear gloves while you’re welding .” Dave replies “ I don’t wear those Sissy hands “
by Rage cage idk man “H” June 28, 2025

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by gayboyadvance March 4, 2015

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
by JugheadJo March 25, 2019

Nickname for some one who gets a lot of pussy and always eats out, usually leaves condoms in his car and always has sex in his car.
by Jsnsbsns December 18, 2020

Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!
Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!
Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!
by it’s actually me February 20, 2021
