Guy #1: Dude! I've been dating Angela for like 6 months now and I swear my dick is longer.
Guy #2: That's because she has a penis plumping power pussy. In another 6 months, I'll be calling you "tripod".
Guy #2: That's because she has a penis plumping power pussy. In another 6 months, I'll be calling you "tripod".
by Gemini1 October 24, 2008
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Get the Hardcore Shellshock Penis Stage mug.A serious insult meant to be used only in the most dire "your mom gay" type verbal battles.
Is worse than "your species feces" and less severe than "your family reunion homosexual communion".
Is worse than "your species feces" and less severe than "your family reunion homosexual communion".
Dave: your family tree LGBT!
Chad: your ancestors incestors!
Dave : your species feces
Chad: YOUR GENUS LIKES PENIS
in order to not escalate the situation, Dave preserves the final insult, knowing Chad will most likely not survive it.
Chad: your ancestors incestors!
Dave : your species feces
Chad: YOUR GENUS LIKES PENIS
in order to not escalate the situation, Dave preserves the final insult, knowing Chad will most likely not survive it.
by Ethan Blandbarry May 19, 2018
Get the Your genus likes penis mug.A Celebratory penis Tap is When a man/woman decides that they did something fantastic, then they tap there own or someone else's penis with satisfaction.
Corey "I did a Celebratory Penis tap last night, I was so happy."
Micheal "Really, you should do one on me right now to celebrate."
Micheal "Really, you should do one on me right now to celebrate."
by Mr. Turnips February 13, 2010
Get the Celebratory Penis Tap mug.1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.
2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.
2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.
1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).
2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.
2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.
by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009
Get the a.s.p (always stiff penis) mug.A Penis Butter and Jelly sandwich is when a guy cums in a girls vagina when shes on her period and there is a mixure of blood and jizz oozing from her slot. Her vag flaps supposedly being bread
I totally gave her a Penis Butter and Jelly
He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste
He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste
by NinjaSammichBear January 21, 2011
Get the penis butter and jelly sandwich mug.Obviously a large penis. It is unknown as to which race of human this genitalia is. It also houses some power that makes it fly. As well as flying, it also makes itself invisible. Using this power, one can be the ultimate sex icon.
" I Tried to take a whiz, but my penis magically detatched it self from my crotchal region and flew away. It turned invisible and grew in size quite dramatically. I knew It to be as The Giant Invisible Flying Penis. "
by Ilike ponies January 12, 2012
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