get the monkey off your back 

To silence one's personal or media critics

If you are going to survive in the modern media or entertainment world, you better learn how to get the monkey off your back.

get the monkey off your back by Uncle Dimma June 9, 2017

trunk monkey 

A weak willed person that hangs on to a stronger person and does their dirty work for them.

Loraine does what ever Kim tells her to do, she is such a pathetic trunk monkey.

trunk monkey by Stan April 12, 2006

monkey job 

An expression of credulity or moderate odium towards an object or person, typically unrelated to primates and/or occupations

You dumbass monkey job, get it right next time before I sodomize you with a hedge trimmer.

monkey job by Sir H4x May 18, 2003

Monkey Tennis 

The holy fucking grail

Its Monkey fucking Tennis what do you want a diagram you cunt?

Monkey Tennis by J January 9, 2004

monkey 

A non preverted way to say cock, dick, ect...

Sangrizz: My monkey is long and hard
Estevan: Really? What kind of monkey is it, Spider Monkey?
Sangrizz: Wow...faggot...why dont you go to urbandictionary.com more often. Go into the bathroom and slit your wrists.

monkey by Sangrizz January 27, 2004

Monkey Whore 

Monkey Whore (adj)

a description used to describe a woman/ girl who makes out with facialy disaranged people.

Chloe kissed his huge, huge lips.

she fell in love with his extra-ordinary chin.

Monkey Whore by Luke June 18, 2004

Monkey 

n. Not a piano

adj. Lacking qualification in order to be considered chicken

n. "Not a piano".

adj. "When I breathe purple comes out".

Monkey by Glennifer May 8, 2005