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E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time)

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.
My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.
by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012
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Part-time back syndrome

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.
by jimbob September 20, 2003
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hot tub time machine

When you fuck a girl while drunk, wake up and whish you hadn't. then next you see her, you get drunk again, and fuck her again. and still wish you hadn't
when we got to chilli's, biegel stayed away from reba, but after four beers he did a hot tub time machine and took her home.
by cusacker November 13, 2009
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DAY LIGHT SPENDING TIME

Pacific Standard Time... Between March And November.
I love Day Light Spending Time! There's so much moer light to play outside once I'm off work. I hope they end Day Light Saving Time once and for all! Watch out...Here comes the sun!
by KACI CHAPMAN March 15, 2008
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Worst rapper of all time

The worst rapper of all time is considered to be Nicki Minaj. As she married a rapist and continued to act like nothing happened.
Omg did u know the worst rapper of all time sucks ????
by Cardi b is better February 10, 2021
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i'll show you a good time

Come with me, I'll show you a good time after dinner
by Hajajahdgiebfk May 5, 2018
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you wanna have a bad time

usually, if you hear this in undertale, you should probably run.
hey. let me ask you a question. do you wanna have a bad time?~Sans 201x
by somanynamesarebeingused January 8, 2020
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