The act of consuming so much white cake that it causes you to have a sudden spell of unrelenting gas.
Whenever the gas expells, it fills the air with the sweet aroma of a sweets bakery that was attacked by diarrhea infected pigeons, Bill Cosby, the salty tears of orphaned children, and bees. Not to mention lots of white cake.
An unfortunate result of white cake farts is the frosting that dribbles out of ones anus. If you are going to eat a lot of white cake, please be smart and have a change of underwear at hand.
Whenever the gas expells, it fills the air with the sweet aroma of a sweets bakery that was attacked by diarrhea infected pigeons, Bill Cosby, the salty tears of orphaned children, and bees. Not to mention lots of white cake.
An unfortunate result of white cake farts is the frosting that dribbles out of ones anus. If you are going to eat a lot of white cake, please be smart and have a change of underwear at hand.
Becky refused to have white cake at her fifth wedding. She didn't want a repeat of the last four times...the guests ate so much of it that they were having some really rank white cake farts.
by Jayisasillybiznasty May 28, 2014
Get the White Cake Farts mug.To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both. The term is derived from the extreme inebriation most commonly experienced by white females between age 17 to 27.
by daluved1 May 22, 2010
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Based off of the phrase, sounds about right.
Based off of the phrase, sounds about right.
by must_ November 27, 2019
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An oppressed white guy is someone who thinks that words like 'cracker' are as bad as 'nigger,' and likes to pretend that when he uses the word nigger, he's not doing anything wrong because black people use it. Oppressed white guys also think that Feminism is a threat to their masculinity.
They don't realize that white men have not been disempowered by society at large, and pretend that they're under attack.
They don't realize that white men have not been disempowered by society at large, and pretend that they're under attack.
"So what if by using the word 'nigger' black people are reclaiming the term? I'm being oppressed because I can't use it!"
"I don't realize that freedom of speech is simply a legal distinction, so I should be allowed to say Nigger without anyone getting mad!"
"Boo-hoo, I'm a white male. It's so hard to be a white male."
"It will be a great day when a white man can finally be elected president in this country."
The appropriate response to any of the above examples is "You're right, oppressed white guy. Let me get my violin."
"I don't realize that freedom of speech is simply a legal distinction, so I should be allowed to say Nigger without anyone getting mad!"
"Boo-hoo, I'm a white male. It's so hard to be a white male."
"It will be a great day when a white man can finally be elected president in this country."
The appropriate response to any of the above examples is "You're right, oppressed white guy. Let me get my violin."
by Michael Gagne August 4, 2007
Get the oppressed white guy mug.An Asian girl with a white boyfriend is said to have white flight. This is an attempt to counter those who claim white men with Asian girlfriends have yellow fever.
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