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Queen fart suited 

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
Queen fart suited by Djense April 27, 2010
Related Words

pooty fart 

Pooty fart, I forgot to do my homework!
pooty fart by wove muffin November 25, 2010

Dumbo Fart 

A term used to describe someone who lacks intelligence. Also used to describe a face.
Guy: Man, that James is one dumbo fart, he ran right into a wall.

Another Guy: I kicked John in the balls, he looked like a huge dumbo fart.
Dumbo Fart by Daniel Polito November 25, 2010

Smuckin-Fart

Word used to describe someone that is more than just smart, they are F'in smart
Dude, I got an A on the Test! Go Figure, Your Smuckin-Fart!
Smuckin-Fart by BigEasy E January 26, 2011

shimmy fart

v. to leave an akward event or situation.
Shit was about to get real, so they shimmy farted before the cops came.
shimmy fart by Faker He-Man September 7, 2011

Wiffle Fart 

a wet fart......usually sounding like you just did a crap in your pants. Usually caused by a sweating butt and a fart.
I'm having so much fun at the water park....what was that sound? Did you just do a wiffle fart?