by PatrioticLynx March 1, 2019
Get the Five Finger Discount mug.by Brother Hijinks March 6, 2019
Get the Finger-bangin mug.When you are waving your penis in your wife's face and she abruptly grabs it and tries to ram it up your ass.
by Bowled Gary March 10, 2019
Get the Finger Bun mug.Stonner fingers are when. You have had your turn on the biff and go to pass it but drop it and creates a mass panic an you say
“GET IT “
“GET IT “
by Stayout March 14, 2019
Get the stonner fingers mug.The medical condition by which vertebrates (in this case horny teenagers) are chemically attracted to each other as the result of a dispatch of gas originating from that human's asshole. Once breathed in, the teens continue to close on in each other. Once together, the male teen instantly sticks his left ring finger 17 inches up the girls mesh pussy. This results in an instant ejaculation by the female partner, and this chemical process gravitates towards the man, who then puts a coat on and does her through her rear end as if he were Swedish because it's fuckin cold up there. Once the partners are satisfied, they kill themselves.
by leoyaboy22 January 11, 2019
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Get the Thumb looking for a ring finger mug.The dust from a scratch-off lottery ticket that gets on your fingers (like Cheeto dust. Usually caused by not having a coin on hand, or being poor and spending your only money on a lottery ticket.
John: “What’s that all over your fingers, man?”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”
by MookTheCook June 18, 2018
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