Poopie Paralyzer 

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down

I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom

Poopie Paralyzer by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

poopita 

Poopita is a poopy person who poops everything up and makes it poopy and they can be unpoopy for a while but you know that eventually they will poop everything up

Example: Oh wow my friend is such a poopita I just know our friendship won't last for long

poopita by BraceFaceUwU March 15, 2020

poops gold and pees whiskey 

Someone very important to a group of people.

With as many touchdowns as Derrick Henry makes, they need to protect him like he poops gold and pees whiskey!

poops gold and pees whiskey by I, Wreckerrr January 31, 2021

Pill Poops

Having to defecate after taking too many pills, ie; medicines, vitamins, illegal drugs.

I took too much Benadryl last night. Now I have the pill poops.

Pill Poops by DJjoker182 November 6, 2014

poopy fart chunks 

When u fart while a terd is up to bat and little chunks come outta it like shrapnel.

Dude I had to take a shit while I farted and poopy fart chunks blasted into my boxers!

poopy fart chunks by Bob tits January 20, 2009

poopy-di scoop

a great lyric from the song lift yourself by now hated kanye west

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

mr crabs: Yes! hello, i was wondering if you could play that song again

fishie boy: mmh which one man
mr crabs: the one that goes poopy-di scoop, scoop-diddy whoop
fishie boy: no man youre thinking about poop-di-scoopty poop poop
mr crabs: poop-di-scooptu poop poop?
~mumble mumble~
mr crabs: not poop-diddy whoop scoop?

poopy-di scoop by small world June 10, 2018

Poopsocking 

Verb. From the root, "poopsock". The practice of defecating into an article of clothing in lieu of leaving a task to use a traditional toilet. Almost exclusively used in relation to video gaming.

Similar in concept, but distinct from Shitbucket/Shit-bucketing; a derogatory term which denotes the usage of a non-clothing receptacle, and is used exclusively toward level-based online gaming.

Player 1: "Man, I need a bio break, but I can't leave the raid."
Player 2: "Same, but I've been poopsocking since the first boss."
. . . Pause. . .
Player 3: ". . .You people are disgusting."

Poopsocking by dicks oak November 13, 2014