Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.

I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.

by Sangeo951 August 21, 2016

blind-eye Jackson

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.

"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."

by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019

couch eye

Bluish discoloration of one eye after being forced to sleep on the couch, after a disagreement

Yo man, did you get in a fight with you woman, looks like you got a bad case of the couch eye

by chloe blowy June 11, 2012

Ey 'Up

A classic Yorkshire phrase that can be used universally in the county to greet someone whatever time of day.

Bob: "Ey 'Up, Jim"
Jim: "Ey 'Up, Bob"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

Tired black eyes

Tired black eye: a term used for bags under you eyes

Mother- wake up!
Son- ugh! Fine.
Mother- come on! Get rid of those tired black eyes!

by Thecutegirl1123] September 03, 2017

Monster eye

When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.

I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.

by Gubyzer May 03, 2020

monster eye

red, irritation of the eyes, usually accompanied by excretion and discomfort, which looks like the eyes of a monster

Sara has monster eye from her allergies.

by anth from cleveland February 12, 2007