Red eyes

When Dani gags so hard her eye blood vessel pops

Dani was being fucked so hard she got red eyes

by anonymous January 17, 2021

Tru-ey gooey

Masturbating in the shower until you ejaculate into the drain

Optimus: Need me a tru-ey gooey.

by Dicephalon January 31, 2021

Dark Eyes

A redneck term that refers to sunglasses.

Hey Wayne-O grab my Dark Eyes.

by Yeeterbeeter81 February 6, 2021

Lazy Brown Eye

A combination of anal sex and putting your partner in a sleeper hold

I need an ice pack. Jeff gave me a lazy brown eye last night and I hit my head on the table

by Someguyingeorgia February 7, 2021

Pirate Eye

When you cum in a girls eye with such velocity that she is forced to wear an eye patch for a period of time.

Why’s Katie walking around with an eyepatch?

Oh, Eric Pirate Eye’d her last week.

by Ohfucktheytookmyname February 15, 2021

2 extra eyes holder

A wayy cooler term for glasses case.

Friend: Can I see your glasses

Me: Sure but make sure to put it back in my 2 extra eyes holder after

by Maraaaaaa February 15, 2021

eye of soman

Tapping into the hidden third eye, and thus allowing for intellectual prowess in teaching high school students to pass the Physics finals.

"I didn't get sent to the back of the room today because I was able to pay attention in class today. The teacher found the eye of soman and I understood the lecture on Newtons."

by anarchyxrulz February 21, 2021