A silly word you can use:
1. At a party to get everyone hyped
2. To give someone a funny message on their phone
3. When you have nothing else to say
1. At a party to get everyone hyped
2. To give someone a funny message on their phone
3. When you have nothing else to say
"Fleexeedoodle!"
by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
Get the fleexeedoodle mug.the act of getting several family-size bags of sour-cream-and-onion-flavored potato chips, pouring them out, ejaculating on groups of them in and letting them harden into bricks, and then driving a golf cart around while throwing said bricks at people.
if multiple people do this, it’s called a fleeking fraternity.
if multiple people do this, it’s called a fleeking fraternity.
luke: hey sean wanna go fleeking after school
sean: i can’t, my parents won’t let me buy any more bags of potato chips
sean: i can’t, my parents won’t let me buy any more bags of potato chips
by muntmaster12 December 7, 2024
Get the fleeking mug.The human embodiment of a fake pussy. Someone who goes to great length to appear real, but is nothing more than a weak imitation.
E, "Fuck you, fleshlight!"
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."
by Lame Horse December 8, 2024
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Jacking off over a toilet full of shit, so that you don't have to flush twice.
Jacking off over a toilet full of shit, so that you don't have to flush twice.
“ Yeah I always Fleaback when my families home. I don’t want them hearing the toilet flush too many times.”
by Salamiiioso December 8, 2024
Get the Fleaback mug.Catherine wants to leave Florida because it’s just too conservative, but she could never imagine driving anything but her Tesla; she’s a flexateslian.
by Plumsgalore December 26, 2024
Get the Flexateslian mug.Total daddy/mommy with a girthy dump truck and the wits of a 2000s British comedian. This person is always in a callous competition with the abrasively elaborate tedium & affliction that often accompanies philosophical unease; they're resisting the weight of an impending nihilistic dread. Curvy and chunky fellow with a proclivity for paraplegia in convictions.
A person who's culminating an unending refrain of self-awareness and improvement, always presenting themselves from a twisted angled perception of themselves.
A person who's culminating an unending refrain of self-awareness and improvement, always presenting themselves from a twisted angled perception of themselves.
Person 1: "I met this guy on campus today. He was really complex in his strife for philosophical ease and unturning some fundamentals principles of our universe!"
Person 2: "Without a shadow of doubt, I can assure you've encountered an intriguing breed of man."
Person 1: "I can't be {visibly discarding presented facts}... so that means..."
Person 2: "Indeed my friend: tis the residue of a peachy man, on thine soul. An archetype of man, one that, alone, drew the first breathe of the sentient man, a well-informed individual. The man thou hast encountered in thine corporeal routines, was as a matter of fact, a fierce Fletcher."
Person 1: "He, the unforsaken sinner, the cornerstone of all man's greatest feats, the adonis of all sapien archetypes, even the first triple sapien sapien sapien, was the one present in thine vicinity prior to this mundane conversation (at least in how it pales in comparison to his omniscient greatness)."
#both subsequently sacrifice themselves for this all-knowing entity, pleading to conglomerate their souls with his divine cause#
Person 2: "Without a shadow of doubt, I can assure you've encountered an intriguing breed of man."
Person 1: "I can't be {visibly discarding presented facts}... so that means..."
Person 2: "Indeed my friend: tis the residue of a peachy man, on thine soul. An archetype of man, one that, alone, drew the first breathe of the sentient man, a well-informed individual. The man thou hast encountered in thine corporeal routines, was as a matter of fact, a fierce Fletcher."
Person 1: "He, the unforsaken sinner, the cornerstone of all man's greatest feats, the adonis of all sapien archetypes, even the first triple sapien sapien sapien, was the one present in thine vicinity prior to this mundane conversation (at least in how it pales in comparison to his omniscient greatness)."
#both subsequently sacrifice themselves for this all-knowing entity, pleading to conglomerate their souls with his divine cause#
by RSFLETCHER December 29, 2024
Get the Fletcher mug.Cutting a hole in a person's abdominal wall and sticking your penis in to the bleeding wound then sucking out the cum with there direct family watching.
Kaden was fleshing at the Christmas party
by Doctor orgasam December 29, 2024
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