Tolstoys Beard

The Beard of Leo(Lev Nikolayevich) Tolstoy….it’s Hair. Stop being stupid

Tolstoys beard is in my potato salad… gross

by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023

Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear

He really has a papa bear penis

by Mr good advice April 6, 2023

Gummy Bear

A person who believes in something full heartedly with only half the facts.

Those gummy bear Mormons have no idea what their talking about.

by Camel with a jetpack April 11, 2023

Gummy Bear’d

The action of a Male performing sexual intercourse on someone with a flaccid penis.

I just got gummy bear’d by Paul’s 4 incher

by Slayatron April 26, 2023

Baby bear boots

Baby Bear Boots (adjective)

Baby Bear Boots is an affectionate adjective that refers to something that would be considered positive, or slay. Used to refer to something in a positive light, similar to slay*.

*Slay: To do something amazingly, have something amazing happen, generally referring to something as an amazing thing or in the positive sense.

Me: That duck is so baby bear boots

Me: Hey guys, how’s everyone doing today
Madi: Oh you look so baby bear boots today girl, so happy to see ur eating

by Aquaticalo April 30, 2023

sloth bear syndrome

A sense of perceiving everything and everyone as a threat no matter how friendly or diplomatic they seem, this is obviously taken from an attribute of a sloth bear; where it considers any animal a threat due to the past experiences of being hunted often

(This example is mimicking Escape from tarkov since I can't think of better examples)

PMC 1 : That player scav spots me from a mile away and starts shooting I didn't even try to look like a threat!
PMC 2 : They probably have sloth bear syndrome from being attacked too much by other player scavs

by Cursed_Spoon May 3, 2023

Clap Bear

A Koala. Named because Koalas are often erroneously known as Koala Bears, and the high rates of Chlamydia infection, known as "the clap" among wild Koala populations.

Aussie: Koala Chlamydia is a serious crisis!
Floridian: lol clap bears

by Florida_man_on_wild May 6, 2023