Sammy’s Touch

When you fingerin a girl so good! Just like Sammy Jackson. Aka Samuel Jackson

“ gave dat bitch the Sammy’s Touch”

by Streetlyfe1billion January 7, 2021

dam thats tough

something you say when when it didn't happen to you so u don't feel bad

Friend: My whole family die

Me: dam thats tough

by ur dad lesbien March 8, 2021

Kobe's Helicopter Tour

When a girl gives you a hand job where she moves your dick around in motions as if it was a joystick or a stick in a car/helicopter

Yo my girl gave me a Kobe's Helicopter Tour last night bro it was awful she was grabbing my dick around like it was a PS4 joystick.

by Flxke January 20, 2021

Rod and ball tourture

First find a female partner then let her chain you down to a slab of wood and shove a rods up their ass, throat, and penis. Then proceed to whoop his balls with a little whip.

Person 1: are you Daring.
Person 2: yes
Person 1: let’s to rod and ball tourture
Person 2: FUCK THAT

by fuck_niggers_69 February 9, 2021

Whirlwind book tour

Exactly what you're not supposed to do if you're concerned about your reputation, a form of incompetent damage control

Even if you are Hunter Biden, don't go on a whirlwind book tour. It may damage your reputation

by Sexydimma April 10, 2021

can i touch that bodonkadonk fool?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021

EU sex tour

To have sex with one person from every country currently or ever part of the European union.

I only have one country left on my EU sex tour.

by Penman96 May 14, 2021