dick it

Have sex with it. To have sex. Have sex. Slang for "f**k it", originating from Toronto.

I'm a dick it wit dat grl.

by talksh0wh0st October 1, 2006

Dick Punch

The act of forcing an erection so quick, it seems as if is it's punching something.

I just dick punched this chick and gave her a black eye.

by BretPriebe January 16, 2011

Dick bicycle

When someone steals your bicycle seat so you eagerly pull out your quick release dildo and hope for a bumpy ride.

Person 1: "why are you in such a good mood?"

Person 2: "someone stole my saddle, so I got to use my dick bicycle!"

by Watermarlon September 2, 2016

Dick Dock

A place to park your dick

"I can't talk right now."

"Why not?"

"Because'm all up in this dick dock."

by siguario January 13, 2009

dick-clipper

A dick-clipper is a surgeon who circumcises guys, usually in infancy.

I was cut in infancy by a dick-clipper who cut me high & tight.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

dick whipped

something that doesnt exist; ether the woman controls the man (pussy whipped) or they are equals; men dont control women nowadays

dick whipped? theres no such thing

by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004

dick bandit

The combination of a Douche Bag and an Asshole. Most often a goofy, pathetic or annoying individual.

Jimmy is such a Dick Bandit. He's always drinking my beer!

by The Original Easy E June 11, 2006