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When someone steals your bicycle seat so you eagerly pull out your quick release dildo and hope for a bumpy ride.
Person 1: "why are you in such a good mood?"
Person 2: "someone stole my saddle, so I got to use my dick bicycle!"
Person 2: "someone stole my saddle, so I got to use my dick bicycle!"
by Watermarlon September 2, 2016
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