Dick bicycle 

When someone steals your bicycle seat so you eagerly pull out your quick release dildo and hope for a bumpy ride.

Person 1: "why are you in such a good mood?"

Person 2: "someone stole my saddle, so I got to use my dick bicycle!"

Dick bicycle by Watermarlon September 2, 2016

Dick Dock 

A place to park your dick

"I can't talk right now."

"Why not?"

"Because'm all up in this dick dock."

Dick Dock by siguario January 13, 2009

dick-clipper 

A dick-clipper is a surgeon who circumcises guys, usually in infancy.

I was cut in infancy by a dick-clipper who cut me high & tight.

dick-clipper by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

dick whipped 

something that doesnt exist; ether the woman controls the man (pussy whipped) or they are equals; men dont control women nowadays

dick whipped? theres no such thing

dick whipped by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004

dick bandit 

The combination of a Douche Bag and an Asshole. Most often a goofy, pathetic or annoying individual.

Jimmy is such a Dick Bandit. He's always drinking my beer!

dick bandit by The Original Easy E June 11, 2006

dick whipped 

When a guy lets all his SINGLE buddies tell him he is pussy whipped by his girlfriend. Then he starts listening to his guy friends and ends up losing his girlfriend instead of growing balls and telling his single friends to but out. So once a happy guy with a girlfriend is now a single guy with his single friends playing "pocket pool" with Rosie and her five friends!!!!

Guys who has single jealous friends who want to ruin his relationship. Dick whipped

dick whipped by alikatdancer February 24, 2011

dick smasher 

A useless person, N.A. equivalent of wanker, or tosser.

Dubya is a dick smasher

dick smasher by Butthead December 2, 2005