balls of jesus

The Best Balls in the Land.

did you see Jesus's balls when he was nailed to the cross. man oh man they look tasty. Like the Balls of Jesus.

by Suck Meoff August 19, 2006

dingle balls

one who is so stupid that you can actually hear their balls jingle as they skip along

Rae-ann is a big hairy dingle balls.

by sshannon September 3, 2005

ball scratching

What a Pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing Cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of Cricket.

Past notorious cheats of cricket include:

Mohammed Asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shoaib Akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shahid Afridi (ball scratching)

Aussie: Hey paki why u ball scratching?

Paki: Its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. This is how we won T20 World cup.

by AussieOyeOye February 1, 2010

balls deep

When a man stabs you, often with a nigger knife or shiv and often in prison. The man then proceeds to drop his pants and insert his erect penis into the wound and screw it until he ejaculates inside.

When I was in prison some dude went balls deep in my arm, it was so bad it came out the other side! Fuck that hurt!

by Kevin V, November 11, 2006

Ball licker

Ball licker, going down.

"Hey ballicker, You go down? Teabagger!

by balls November 3, 2003

blue balls

1.The swelling of the the testicles brought about by a number of reasons harboring excruciating pain and sorrow
2.The only crime worse than rape

contrary to popular belief, it can NOT always be relieved by getting off.

by Tommy May 19, 2004

ball tag

A game where if smeone see's your testicle(s), their it and must show some one else their testicle(s)

Willy: Hey, Mike!
Mike: What the fuck do you what, Willy?
Willy: Ball tag! You're it!
Mike: You sick ass faggot.
Willy: Hahaha
Mike: Greg!
Greg: Yeah
Mike: Ball tag, you're it
Greg: Fuck, do that again and I'll get Dylan to rape you.
Willy: Can't rape the willing.

by Ox June 7, 2003