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"Dude , John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is literal god"
by Major Malard June 16, 2022
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John Walker

John Walker if a absolute fucking jezzie who actually has no mates so tags along with people like josh rice who has no clue who he is.
Whos that with you josh? Fuck knows mush think his names john Walker
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages.
Asked mike to go get a drink but instead i got johned.
by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022
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Long john

A very very long sausage

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I have a long long john
by Big chungus December 28, 2018
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john michael

a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.
by younggayone October 6, 2019
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The John Cena

The John Cena is when a girl is riding you, and you start to cum. She doesn't know as you are yelling as loud as you can "U can't c me"
I was fucking this shawty last night , she rode my dick like a wave pool. Sh started to orgasm just as I was cumming in her that. I gave her the John Cena and started yelling "U can't C me"
by Dutch Bologna August 17, 2018
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