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best fake friend 

a person who pretends to be your best friend forever when really they secretly hate you and talk about you behind your back.
girl 1- see you later bestie
girl 2- bye, love you (leaves)
girl 1- thank god that bitch is gone
girl 3- i thought you two were best friend forever
girl 1- no im just her best fake friend, honestly i hate her

every girl's best friend 

every girl's best friend is someone who is there for you inspite of the negative things you do and say to them. Someone who will laugh and cry with you in the mist of their problems. Someone who will give you their last even if they need it.
If you are angry with your friend and use against them information that only you know and you still remain friends, that's a best friend.
every girl's best friend by Angela February 26, 2004

friendster 

A really really slow community of kiss asses and loosers lookin to bone other loosers
I have been waiting for 10min for this profile of a hot babe with titties to load on friendster but I gotta blow soon.....
friendster by crazyshit March 2, 2004

Friendship Maine 

Friendship is a small lil fishing town in Maine. What happens here stays here (kinda like vegas) except for the fact that NOTHING ever happens here. It is filled with stoner, drunks (even tho its a dry town), and a shit ton of fishermen. If you ever find yourself in this "town" get out as fast as you can.
Welcome to fabulous friendship maine. What happens here stays here!

dirty friend 

The act of going to the bathroom for the sole purpose of pooping, however, you are interupted by the desire to masturbate. Once masturbation is complete you decide to wipe your ass with the same rag that you have came in
I rush to the bathroom to poop, however, I was surprised to see that the dirty friend made an appearance.
dirty friend by The Poop Man November 7, 2004

Funeral For A Friend 

A Post Hardcore band from south Wales who were once a Sextet named "January Thirst".
They had a shuffle of band members and became the one of the greatest bands to emerge from the UK.
"Funeral For A Friend" put together a mixture of Hardcore, melodic metal, and punk to create the greatest sounding music from over the severn bridge.
The best band i have seen live, they sound way better than the record.
Matt Davies (lead vocals) is always in tune, can scream, and puts so much feeling into his voice, the two guitarists Darren Smith and Kris Roberts both produce riffs that Iron Maiden would be proud of, Gareth Davies (bass) sings backing vocals so well always in tune, and the drummer Ryan Richards is amazing, knows exactly when double-bass is needed and creates atmosphere with his perfect use of the "Zil Bell".

I recomend that everyone into any type of rock music buys "seven ways to scream your name" and "casually dressed and dep in conversation" why not go get "hours" too.

Im saying this, comng from Bristol where the Welsh are not the most liked people by any means.
Best Songs:

>Juneau
>The art of american football
>Bullet Theory
>escape artists never die
>The end of nothing
>This years most open heartbreak
>1045 Amsterdam Conversations
>She drove me to day time television
>Waking Up
>You Want Romance
>10 scene points to the winer

Funeral For a Friend.
Funeral For A Friend by Chazzy_D August 24, 2007