butt implant

1.Expression used to reserve ones seat or spot for sitting. Contradicts "Move your feet, lose your seat."

Man, I dont want to lose my seat. "Butt implant!"

by ubba... July 6, 2007

Butt Snap

A moron, a jerk, a stupid act performed by a human being, unusual actions, being stupid.

Take the lense cap off of the camera ya "butt snap".
Put the cigarette out BEFORE you start pumping gas you g-d damn "butt snap". You obviously didn't understand or hear a word that I said "butt snap".

by Fishbender May 14, 2008

Butt Pirate

one who leaves behind original friends for a couple days and/or weeks to hang out with one kid continulously as if he wants to bum fuck them.

"Wow haven't seen Shaun lately."

"He just became a Butt Pirate for Alex"

"Poor Shaun..."

by mahbawlsarebitchin October 15, 2008

butt wrinkle

The slivers of skin around your prostate region in which it hurts to touch

Donald Trump attempts to penetrate his daughters anus, he scratches her butt wrinkle with his fingernails and she let out a cry

by -BWD- March 7, 2017

Chicken Butt

Used as a response known widely to "Guess what?"

Although it's more effectively used between best friends as their *thing*. Also an affectionate name besties call eachother.

Lauren (My bestie): "Guess what?"
Me: "Chicken Butt!"
Lauren: "You said it wrong."
Me: "How?"
Lauren: "🐥🍑"

OR

(In Science class sharpening pencil)
Me: "Hey Chicken Butt!"
(Class stars oddly)

Me: "Don't judge!" *mutters*
Lauren: "Hey, antisocial"

Me: "My feelings"

by ~ Sarah The Unicorn ~ October 7, 2016

Butt Blob

A geriatric tramp stamp on the small of an elderly ladies back, that has morphed into an unrecognizable ink blob. Often confused with a bed sore, these markings can reach from her gooch to her hump back, depending on how rough a life she has lived.

Did you see the old chic JD was with last night... The ass crack had a giant butt blob.

by Jdbuttblob July 19, 2011

butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003