god's roast

A roast beef so goof it can only be known as God's own roast.
"Bro, this roast beef is so good, it must be God's roast!"
by DumbNuts February 20, 2016
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U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
by Partygoer n kingsheep January 08, 2024
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Heavens god strats

Heavens god strats, also known as how to lose a game whithin 10 seconds, are some very good strats.
Heavens god strats

Oh no, heavens saying his god strats again...
by Heaven gayboy September 21, 2020
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God-abuser

Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.
He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.

That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.

A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.
by I_caveman August 22, 2019
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god e

the most famous and epic(est) player on the minecraft server EC he also has a son named jesus (flamsies) and god is very epic def the best player on the server no doubt about it hes also very famous
god e is very famous
by definitely cbk January 25, 2021
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the scarlet god

The scarlet god is a man who dosent care if your a man or a god he does not care at all and has absolutly 0 regard for human life he doesemt give a shit if your 8 or 80 he will kick your ass ten miles underground
Yo broo how u die i was killed by the scarlet god shhh bro dont say his name dude whats wrong with you
by Ududheh2 May 10, 2022
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fade god

A person who consistently makes unsuccessful bets by going against the popular choice might humorously be referred to as a “fade god.” This would mean they have a knack to pick bets that go against the grain and end up being unprofitable. Their sports betting record is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, except every page leads to bankruptcy! Keep in mind that this term is not a formal or widely accepted phrase in the gambling community.
If you want to make some real cash fade BookItWithTrent he is the one true FADE GOD. Stay Goated.
by JohnnyCheetahs August 22, 2023
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