get the smooth off

v. To be the first to use something.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.

John bought a new car, but he let Shirley get the smooth off by driving it first.

by etymographer October 25, 2006

shooting their feet off

When you're really screwing yourself up by entangling yourselves in others' affairs, being dysfunctional, and making your life much more difficult than it needs to be.

Those girls are just shooting their feet off.

by CU Jeff March 13, 2007

Off my whistle

To BE very very very very drunk.

Mate, i was off my whistle last night like a tramp in a bus stop

by Ribbyrich November 7, 2007

off its chops

the best, awesome. Chops is head, off its chops is therefor off its head, Or is drunk or stoned.

Kid sees a hotted up car.

Kid: woah look at that car.

Friend: yeah its off its chops.

by JedWilk December 29, 2007

Off da Cross

off the hook; surprisingly good; above average; ebonical term common within fundamentalist Christian ghettos.

"yo that serman was Off da cross today-ol boy was preachin on dat pulpit!"

by Krumpoholic January 2, 2008

Fell off the dragon

An act of which a most un-intellegent person who has indulged in syntetic narcotics wigs out after feeling like they are O.D'ing. Often the subject/spanner who is "falling off the dragon" Will be found flat on their back making pirate like noises. A person who has fallen off the dragon can be revived simply by pouring cold water on them.

Person 1. "Oh dear, looks like Tony has fallen off the dragon" Person 2. "what makes you say that?" "Person 1. "he is lying on the floor screaming like captain blackbeard"

Tony "hey guys, sorry I fell off the dragon last night, too many sunthetics Im affraid."

by crakas May 13, 2013

Off your dick

Crazy, extremely funny or eccentric. Someone showing extreme personality, quirkiness or slight retardation

Two friends are walking on the beach, they both walk past a monstrosity of a woman, her folds are beginning to rash and swelter in the heat, and her face is similar to a bull dog chewing on a wasp. One friend says to the other
"Bro, I haven't been laid in so long, I'd prob hit that"
The other friend turns to his counterpart, reels back slightly as he takes in what he has just heard says

"Farrrrrrk, your off your dick, that thing was like Jabba the Hut having a greasy pizza party in a sauna, Yuk"

by KroneTittle August 20, 2014