Australian Slang
Relevant to card games.
A trump is a playing card which is elevated above its usual rank in trick-taking games. Typically, an entire suit is nominated as a trump suit; these cards then outrank all cards of plain (non-trump) suits.
Any sort of action, authority, or policy which automatically prevails over all others.
So, being surprised (or "shitting yourself") made that the immediate prevailing thought above all others.
Relevant to card games.
A trump is a playing card which is elevated above its usual rank in trick-taking games. Typically, an entire suit is nominated as a trump suit; these cards then outrank all cards of plain (non-trump) suits.
Any sort of action, authority, or policy which automatically prevails over all others.
So, being surprised (or "shitting yourself") made that the immediate prevailing thought above all others.
by Metyl July 22, 2021

by BIG T FRANK March 23, 2020

Oops, I just stepped in dog trump.
We need to change the baby's diaper. She's trumped.
Where is the bathroom? I need to take a trump.
We need to change the baby's diaper. She's trumped.
Where is the bathroom? I need to take a trump.
by Grundar August 31, 2025

by THEChristoXo July 4, 2022

(n) - 1. A burst of flatulence that explodes from the anus mid-defecation, causing a spray of fecal matter to cover the inside of the toilet bowl and also often covering the posterior and genitalia of the person sitting on said toilet with a coating of shit as well.
2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.
A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)
2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.
A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)
Last night, when I was taking a shit, I trumped so hard that I blew shit all over the toilet, my balls, and all the way up my back.
by Mister WarBeast February 15, 2024

poop trump
by agkoester@sccs.cnyric.org December 1, 2021

A piece of false information that is presented that conflicts with facts or evidence that is used to persuade people to challenge factual information or evidence.
The 45th President of the United States routinely used Trump Facts to counter scientists' opinions about the Corona Virus.
by HB_Hoss November 14, 2020
