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The Red Bedding 

Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.
Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."
Related Words

Better dead than red

the wise words of Liberty Prime from the fallout series
''Better dead than red'' -Liberty Prime

in the red 

business term meaning having a negative amount of money
"James is horrible at selling things. If everyone were like him we'd be in the red in no time."
in the red by Jarik March 31, 2005

run red lights 

Having sex with a woman on her (period) menstrual cycle.
John: " yo, last night was crazy."
Joe: " so, did you fuck her or nah?"
John: " hell nah, she wants me to run red lights."
Joe: " ain't nothing wrong with a little blood. "
John: " fuck that SHIT! red mean STOP! (LOL)
run red lights by BO$$LADY January 3, 2014

The Red Chord 

The Red Chord is a brutal grindcore band from Revere, Massachusetts. Simply put, they know how to shred. Their album Fed Through the Teeth Machine is a nasty, death metal fused assault on your ears and lever lets up from start to finish. The Red Chord's music is novelistic and impressionistic; you probably won't be able to fully wrap your head around what you've just heard after a single listen.
After listening to The Red Chord, I have come to the conclusion that the music on Fed Through the Teeth Machine is like a hulking hammer that rips and tears at the fabric of all that is trend-driven.

If you want to have your bones reduced to dust and your brain taken out scrambled and put back in by music, then The Red Chord are up for that task with Fed Through the Teeth Machine.
The Red Chord by Murderflakes January 4, 2010

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead 

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock