dick mom

The only girl you f*cking/ the girl taking care of ya d*ck

Just here posting my dick mom

by 18gdup May 9, 2021

mom

moms are great.

son and daughter: we love you mom.

mom: thanks kids :D

the end.

by Bruh_I_Dont_Understand_MANEE May 9, 2021

mom

they’re kinda dope but not really

“damn what a terrible mom”

by ur local simp May 10, 2021

your mom

a way for middle school or teenage kids to respond

joe-"whats the answer to question 2?"

billy- "your mom."

by anonymous May 11, 2021

your mom

people say this because they think they are swag

your mom is sus

by i hope i am not dead July 6, 2022

ur mom

my wife

A person: Haha loser ur mom!11!!!!!!
Me(an aplha mail): my wife X3 RawR nyaw!!!11! teeheee XDDDD get rec ked fuck u

by leg-eaters July 7, 2022

ur mom

A lovely woman. :)

Alex: Wow, ur mom makes awesome pasta!
Sam: I know! I love my mom.

by thelesbob July 11, 2022